Obituary

Rodin's man lost in thought became the image of every decision nobody could make — where to eat, what to watch, whether to text back. It died when everyone realized the thinker wasn't pondering anything deep, he was just trying to remember if he left the stove on.

Portrait: Auguste Rodin · CC0 · Wikimedia Commons

Born

2011

Died

2018

Cause of death

Overthought itself into cliché

Last sighting

A 'me deciding' caption, 2018

Resting place

Section G, Row 2

Category

art