Obituary

A CGI head in a toilet singing nonsense at war with men who have cameras for heads became the defining artifact of Gen Alpha — and the moment everyone older than fifteen realized the internet had left them behind. It died the way all things do: not with a bang, but with the algorithm moving on to the next incomprehensible loop.

Born

2023

Died

2024

Cause of death

Flushed by its own algorithm

Last sighting

A schoolyard in 2024

Resting place

Section O, Row 1

Category

tv