Obituary

A comic-book movie so thoroughly mocked that its own failure became the joke, then the joke became fake box-office records, then the studio re-released it to fail again. It died twice, which is fitting for a vampire movie.

Born

2022

Died

2022

Cause of death

Morbed too close to the sun

Last sighting

A re-release nobody asked for, 2022

Resting place

Section P, Row 1

Category

tv