Obituary

A shortened exclamation that became a noun, a verb, and a way to compliment someone's build with plausible deniability. It died when middle-school teachers learned what it meant and the classroom became a minefield.

Born

2023

Died

2023

Cause of death

Said it about the wrong thing

Last sighting

A classroom, 2023

Resting place

Section AB, Row 3

Category

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