Obituary

The viral logic that anything paid for in cash is free, anything returned is profit, and anything on sale is saving money became the internet's favorite accounting system. It died when the credit-card bill arrived, which the girl math had not accounted for.

Born

2023

Died

2023

Cause of death

The math finally mathed

Last sighting

A group chat, 2023

Resting place

Section U, Row 2

Category

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