Obituary

Daniel was a high schooler whose friend Joshua filmed him walking to class in white vans. 'Damn, Daniel,' Joshua said, and the world agreed. Within days Daniel was on Ellen. Within months he was gone. He died not from backlash but from saturation — there is a hard ceiling on how many times a person can be 'back at it again' before the phrase empties out. The vans remain, wherever he left them.

Born

February 2016

Died

Late 2016

Cause of death

Died of exposure (too much exposure)

Last sighting

A daytime talk show, March 2016

Resting place

Section A, Row 2

Category

person