Obituary

A McDonald's birthday milkshake became the vehicle for a million fake-death videos, each one a teenager taking a sip and collapsing into a crime scene. It died when the Grimace shake became a joke about itself, and the purple was finally drained.

Born

2023

Died

2023

Cause of death

Drank the purple and paid for it

Last sighting

A drive-thru, 2023

Resting place

Section P, Row 2

Category

challenge